I convinced my wife to apply to be a dancer at a strip club after I got fired from my job. I drove her to her audition and waited in the car. She came out over two hours later, SO excited that she had been hired. I asked her what the casting was like, and she said she had to do a videotaped interview, go completely nude except for high heels and pose for pictures, dance a few numbers on stage - and fuck the manager in a private booth. I got so fuckin' HARD when I heard that part!